Saturday, May 22, 2010

I am Jane's Maxim the Maxis Broadband

I swear to earth.
Bloody Maxis broadband was working fine the first week I got it,
which was also the trial period.
And then on the 8th day, it started running ONLY on EDGE network.
And yesterday when I decided that I will not go online until the 11th,
it starts to switch between WCDMA and HSPA...
All I want to say is **&%*&%*^!#@!#*&&^*&^*&%*&
You got that right!
All the wasted bandwidth!

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

I am Jane, dalam Bahasa Malaysia

Semenjak kebelakangan ini, saya banyak bertutur dalam Bahasa Malaysia.
Jangan tanya kenapa.
Tapi loghat saya sudah berubah.
Kalau dulu dok skolah habak cam oghang Peghak,
Pastu pindah Kay Ell, I speaking macam orang KL plak,
Nau, sudah bunyi entah camne bab campur2, masuk sume dalam mangkuk, gaul wat rojak je.

Sebenarnya, tahun dulu lagi saya sudah berhajat menulis satu entri dalam Bahasa Malaysia.
Tujuannya untuk mengenangkan cikgu tuisyen Bahasa Malaysia saya, Cikgu Ismail.
Entah kenapa, tiba-tiba saja terkenang dia semasa ronda-ronda di bandar.
Mungkin sebab dulu, dia banyak mendorong saya.
Ini saya cakap dari hati, bukan karangan semata-mata.
Saya rasa beliau tidak tahu impak beliau dalam hidup saya.
Sebab selepas habis SPM, selepas dia sudah lagi tidak mengajar saya, saya pun mula menjadi malas, sehingga hari ini.
Kalaulah boleh, memang saya inginkan dia jadi
cikgu saya selama-lamanya, supaya saya sentiasa tidak malas (bukan rajin, cuma tidak malas, faham?).
Kalau belum tahu lagi, saya ini memang degil orangnya.
Sudahlah degil, tidak suka dengar cakap lagi pula.
Saya ini pelik.
Sebab saya hanya dengar cakap orang yang saya suka, atau kalau orang itu betul-betul masuk akal. Yang lain itu, memang tidak hirau.
Sebab itulah saya sangat sayang pada cikgu itu.
Sebab dia itu 'no nonsense'.
Masalah saya sekarang ini, saya tiada motivasi untuk belajar.
Akan tetapi peperiksaan itu sudah mahu dekat.
Dalam otak saya, ingat mahu pergi bercuti dan melancong sahaja.
Tunggulah, dalam lebih kurang 30 hari lagi saya akan berada di sini:
Harap-haraplah kan. Sebab nanti ada pula orang yang pandai hendak menghalang.

p/s: Arini baru sye prasan yg dunia ni bulat. Tau x, lau org to pandai camne pon, akhir2nye kene tipu ngan org yg bodoh gak. Bab otak dorg lain2. So die x prasan lor bile kena tipu.

Hmm...celoteh je banyak. keje x siap2. Sok kena marah suami gi baru padan muke..hehehehe.. Dahla...tak nak online gi dah...tunggu 11June sya balik ok..

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

I am Jane, the Adult

I can't possibly recall the time when I wished this day would come.
A lot has changed.
I've grown
in maturity,
in years,
in size (groans).
I'm certainly no longer the youngest wherever I go.
Although, it was fun while it lasted.
In fact, I was always proud to be the youngest around.
And now I see these babies around me.
Makes me want to be their age again.
Shut up with the pedophile jokes.
I've received enough as it is.
Shabnam made up a new one, in fact: Coudophile.
Sounds cool, but really isn't.

At 21,
I now understand how age can catch up with you.
I understand why you need to take care of your skin (and your health).
I realise that nothing is forever, good or bad.

So here's to life,
here's to making it alive,
here's to waiting to turn ripe at 50.

For all the big fuss and all the waiting,
all I can say today is "So this is how it feels like."
with 'much' enthusiasm.
But then again, I never was a birthday person.

By the way, if you're wondering,
I didn't get a key from my mother.
It's not like I didn't ask.
She sternly refused.
I bet it's a psychological thing as well.
And I bet the day I was born she locked me up and threw away the key.
That, or she has misplaced the key, again.

My Birthday wish?
I want to be an ACCA Affiliate in August 2010.
So I can get on with my life.
I'm sick of this chapter already.
I need change.
And I hope the next chapter contains much more excitement and happiness than this one did.
Hey, contrary to popular believes I do not enjoy being depressed, okay?
And yes, I am working on my issues.
Hard at them, that is.
So don't say I'm not trying.
For this, I want to say thanks, Wei Wei, for the opportunity to do so.