I am Jane's missing brain

I managed to finish half of my P5 syllabus in a day.

That was yesterday.

And I only spent two sessions of two hours each.

Again, that was yesterday.

Today, I woke up late.

I had a series of unfortunate events.

I wasted a lot of time.

I still have half a syllabus left,

past year questions to do,

not forgetting two other subjects to revise for.

God help me.

My brain is missing.

I swear.

It's already in Canada or something.

Wherever it is that I want to go.

I want to go away from here.

Can money please drop from the sky from me?