I am Jane trying to keep her cool

Relax Jane, relax.
Breathe in,

Breathe out,

Breathe in,

Breathe out...

It was an accident...

OHMIGODTHEYARETRYINGTOKILLMYBABY!!!

:'(

why do things like this ONLY happen to me and my possessions??
WHY WHY WHYY!!!

I never wished I was any more dead than I am now..

God, if you're listening, I don't want to play this game anymore.

It's not fun AT ALL!!!