Anyhow, since I'm so bored, and since I'm still letting myself go and not studying, I am in a very cheeky mood, possibly because I have no wisdom teeth left. Thus, I am in the mood of re-posting all the weird Friendster messages I have received (some in words I can't understand) and share with the world, the horror and abuse of Friendster. Shall I include their perverted pictures? Let's start from the very beginning:
Lucky number one is some black guy (I'm not racist, but them being attracted to me has scared the shit out of me!):
- ur pRofile is tight in oTh@ word$ its coOLNewyaZi just wanNa geT 2 knOw ya if ya don't mind
-eLi - You must be wondering who am I, well I am known in a forum that you're in and read about your blog, how about a chat ?
-KuanKit - Hi...im benjamin...22 m sel...was browsing around friendster in the mid of the night/morning and stumle accross ur profile..just thought i drop you a message and if u dont mind we could get to know eachother more or someting thru msn if given a chance?btw im just lookin for some1 sincere to talk to ifu wan to u can add me here on my msn:
-Ben - Hi Yahtra here,I love to be ur fren??If can pls reply me..??I sent this smile for ur cute Smile..TC n C u SooN
-Mr.Y - hi how are u doing? can i get to now u as my good frind coz i like ur looks. i am pere froma africa but now in malaysia i study. hope to her from usoon thanx
-Pere
(How not to be scared??Tell me!!) - dear beautiful..maybe it's weird with u not know how do i look like..but belief me..i'm really..really wanna know u..get close to u..coz u..r really..beatiful to my eyes..and it's true,dear..i do..and i don't know i wanna know..my eyes just tell me..u r beautiful..baby..would u..?i'm really hope to get reply..or maybe a sms..013-9139267..see u...take care..
-Rock & Roll (please rock and roll away) - Hey, u are very transpirent and straight forward, and i likethat.... well, you are also very beautiful andawesomely fine. i wonna have yah as a friend. hollaback femme fatal and u can add me up la chica with
-Camron - ur so beautiful X......pls add my acount........ tnx.......heheheh
-Tatz (included: dirty old man picture) - fine gal,whatz up wif u? I can neva get u outta ma mind. Its dat da kinda effect u have on guys? Cool... u're well endowed and charming. Whatz ur secret? Okay, running around in circles won't help. U look nice and interesting, i like to get to know u better. And I'd like to be ur friend too! Whatz ur fave color? LOL... I look forward to hearing from u soon - u gat me trippin'!CHEERSur admirer,
-Timo - happy new year.. my name is nash.. how are u?? can we be friends?
-Kavinash (This MF played around with a few of my friends, he deserves the shame!) - hye there...........greetings...something tells me its worth knowing you, what cha think?i would be very glad hearing from ya........peace
-PeHe - How are you?U must be wondering who am i?Why i sent u a message?Anyway,let me answer ur question.I just wanna be fren wif u.Hope u dun mind..pls reply me ok.Wait for u..see you !
-Kiwi - u are really cute and hot i really like u ..do u have bf?hehe may i know more of u may i have ur phone number?heheh
-Waleed - is it possible to admit i dont know u but still insist that we get to know one another? *winks*
-Jacob Chacko - hi i'm jeff from kl...wanna to be my friend or not?next time when i have go clubbing then i can find some kaki go clubbing too mah...hope u will reply my message loh...
-Jeff (I won't reply your message LOR!!) - hi hi himisshmmthe name is shanwill ove to get to know uif u don mindcheck out my profile k?TC my frenshan
-AmonRe - how did u safe the world in four minutes?tell me,just kiddin ...mind if i add u?
-Soul Trader
- Was thinking of a few ways to start a conversation in order to get to know u (ex:hm u look familiar, ru my long lost neighbour, u had beautiful long hair.."then i thought i havent touch it b4 how i know le..")so in the end i would just say hi~clubbing-which club do u go to? i heard a lot of utarian goes to maison..and scarlet was for students from sunway, taylor, kbu.-oh and wat type of dance do u do normally...ru a dancer type of person?im really into latin and salsa..tats y favor..~shopping-do u enjoy shopping during sales like buying all one time...off..-or do u prefer window shopping and purchase as it goes by.~travelling-ru a person who enjoy culture and history, like admiring on monuments and how other country ppl start they day..(eg: like standing in the market to experience the living)-OR ru the type who enjoy shopping and mostly food...~eating-wat kind of food do u prefer?...i enjoy..western, jap, korean, and italian food...those r my favor..aas i do not like overly cooked food like our chinese dishes..~Hobbies-any hobbies that interest you anything u would like to do but havent done any?as for me i would like to try bunjee jumping and cousine cooking one day..as i lov to cook aahahasorry for the long email..hope tat it wont bored u to death while reading through..in hope to hear frm u sooncheers,ryan
-Trevor (whichever his real name is, very free to write so much things right?) - hiii....hw r ya:) chris here. wann be frens? u have msn/ym?> do add me:> chrisartline@live.com> whats urs?
(He's a winner because he enclosed a picture of his penis together with the message, very 'original') - hi..how are you?i miss you very much because you have to suck my balls and cock again and again..j-x,my cock sucker when i fucked u from in front and behind,its like i had realized your fantasy..you told me you enjoying it every seconds..honey,i missed you very much..i wanna fuck you again..how?send me message...
P/s: Don't even bother suing me for defamation, you sent the message, I have the right and so happen to be 'boh liau' enough and free enough to re-post all of them here.
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